Crying Inside

Joe Biden is a Joebetrayer

“I don’t have any Joe the Plumbers in my neighborhood that make $250,000 a year that are worried,” Biden said on NBC’s Today show. “The Joe the Plumbers in my neighborhood, the Joe the Cops in my neighborhood, the Joe the Grocery Store Owners in my neighborhood...”

More serious responses later

A note on Senator Biden

I have extra-special permission to mock Joe Biden for several reasons:

• Amanda lives like 10 blocks from him and I've seen the outside (cue Matt Beato telling me he's been to his house... we know Beato, we know)
• I have actually been to all the places he claims to go to in Wilmington (except for Katie's on Union St. because, well, it's been closed for 20 years).
• As a balding man, I have no respect for anyone who goes Chia-Pet and gets the plugs (though if I had the money and could do it before I turned 30, I would probably consider it too). But for the time being, he is a disgrace to all current and future chrome domes.
• I've never tried to make a paraplegic stand up.

I guess Jenn (or should I say "Drill Bit"? What was up with that?) is covered on the last one too...